Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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JBrownie123 24
Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.
CommentModerated 17
Not exactly a false accusation.
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Comments (88)
blakesinthelake 11
Hands are fascinating...
513cletus 11
Yes they are, they can latch on to nearly anything.
EmmaMK 35
The stress will be over soon. Write a need to do list. At least if you get really stressed you now know how to zone out for a bit.
Blink_me26 21
It seems like you're responsible for a heavy part of this wedding, maybe your mother should take some of the load off.
worldclassrager 41
That is a drug...next time watch your dosage...and you can make it through this...
cabbagehead1 1
red bull gives you wings
DocBastard 40
That's like saying you were accused of breathing oxygen. You DID abuse a drug, plain and simple. Adderall is not indicated for sleepiness or for "I gotta get stuff done" or for youthful stupidity. It is amphetamine, and it's indicated for ADHD. That's it. You abused it, so you fully deserve any punishment you got.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm pretty sure it, along with the other CNS' used for ADD treatment, is also prescribed for narcoleptics. But I agree. Using it recreationally is dangerous and stupid.
Zebediabolical 45
My bad. I looked it up afterwards and apparently it is prescribed off-label for that.
conqueror57 11
You WERE doing drugs.
Paradoxxxx 16
Take a day off, your body needs it
chuka81 27
Crack head, go see a therapist.
tbabyfosho 7
Well, you were under the influence of drugs so their reasoning is understandable.