Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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JBrownie123 24
Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.
CommentModerated 17
Not exactly a false accusation.
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Comments (88)
Lolasjscj17 5
Really?? First off, you abused the Adderall and you're complaing because you got accused of doing drugs? You did! That's like being a tiger and getting accused of having stripes....geez....you're own stupidity.
Terri_Dactal 13
I think your hand would be more fascinating than school without drugs.
awilliams44 9
I wish I was in ur class
Cazz91 21
I think there should be a follow up from you OP because "taking to much" can be taken two ways: you abused the drug by exceeding the amount on purpose or it was an honest mistake from not remembering the last time or how much to take in general from the last time. I'm leaning towards this was on purpose but I don't want to fully say it was at the same time.
KushCrushin89 10
So you're pretty much not saying anything? You sure took up a lot of space saying nothing.
naiveprophet 15
The prescription bottle says how much to take. There shouldn't be any "honest mistakes" here.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The accusation was apt.
miss_amazing86 10
FYI- using medications that are not prescribed to you IS doing drugs...try to find better ways to manage your time and hopefully you won't have to deprive yourself of sleep and resort to taking pills.
GanJwAR15 3
Interesting. Perhaps take Adderall in moderation - just a simple suggestion. I was awake four days in a row, due to a midterm in Aerospace & Mechanical engineering a week ago; however, unlike you, I took the Adderall in moderation. Just curious - how many Adderall and what milligrams did you take; sugar - based or extended release (XR)
AestheticSynthia 7
Hey pass that OP ! :p
XIceBlueX 21
That's why I have a hard time getting it. Its a narcotic, meaning it IS a drug, especially if you don't take it right. I actually have ADD and I can't get it anymore because of the people like you that abuse it.
DocBastard 40
Technically it's not a narcotic, but rather a psychostimulant in the phenethylamine class. But your point is still valid.
Wolflover 9
Ditto. I also have a hard time getting Adderall now.
sythe511 28
Exactly. That's why I despise idiots who abuse such things and screw it up for us who actually need the medication. They 'feel like taking' something they DO NOT need. We get punished.
FuhrerBurg 11
They accused you because you did