Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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JBrownie123 24
Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.
CommentModerated 17
Not exactly a false accusation.
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Comments (88)
shawnasays 6
I'm pretty sure the drug OP was accused of being on was something more harsh. Like crack or some shit, js.
smokecloud_ 37
well, speaking from experience, adderall is cocaine in pill form. and crack is made from cocaine so.. not that far of a stretch.
blackonblight 33
OP was on speed. That's not exactly a weak drug.
reymon8823 24
Well technically you did do drugs
militarybrat 21
Um you were. And abusing it, since you took it "just to stay awake". Also, if it wasn't even yours to begin with, cops could be called. YDI.
muffinsxoxo 1
how many did u do lol
LennyComa 39
Took some drugs and then accused of taking drugs, How did they ever come to that conclusion Sherlock?
blackonblight 33
...so what you're saying is you were on speed and the school called you out on it and you expect anything but a YDI?
lwdramaqueen95 8
Hey, at least you didn't dive into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and be like, "Blah I am Kracken from the sea!" Hahaha
lovereneeee 11
You technically were doing drugs lol but your lack of sleep added to the affect I'm sure!
tknds4 6
What's with the lack of YDI's on this one?
blackonblight 33
I think people don't realize OP is talking about amphetamines, a controlled substance in most places. OP is an idiot.
GraceyBlueEyes 13
Little Annie aderall.