Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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JBrownie123 24
Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.
CommentModerated 17
Not exactly a false accusation.
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Comments (88)
Pierce1987 8
You did do drugs....
shinikageWolf 15
"Duuuude my hand is like a less smelly foot brah!"
513cletus 11
Don't do drugs, give hugs.
Isa_fml 20
Well, to be fair, you WERE doing drugs. Get some sleep, I know it's sometimes hard to find the time, but school and wedding planning will be lots easier if you're more rested. Good luck.
baref00tmama 15
Adderall is a drug. This is not even up for debate. That's why it's prescribed and not thrown off of parade floats like candy.
sythe511 28
******* idiot... Some of us actually need Adderal. I'm sick of ******* who abuse this sort of thing. That's why I have no pity for people who get injured or damaged because they used a medication that they shouldn't be taking.
JCal585 8
You were doing drugs.
thegreycat_fml 12
News flash idiot: Adderall is a stimulant drug. You know, like METH? Unless you have ADHD or an ASD disorder with attention issues you should not be taking it.
bobnojio 5
Got accused of doing drugs... While high on drugs. Dumbass
theduder2013 5
You idiot. You were on drugs