Today, my family got detained by airport security thanks to one of their dogs. It didn't even bark to indicate there was something wrong, though. It just kept sniffing my dad, probably because we had our dog with us in the car on the way there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
Today, two days before I'm due to fly out to Russia on my first vacation, I caught my extremely over-protective mother trying to force the family dog to eat my passport. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
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HoboMeth 36
How did your dog get back home?
science-teacher 15
Maybe the dog was feeling 'scent-imental'
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Comments (41)
vikky538 29
You know what they say its mating time!!!
militarybrat 21
Yep we had to empty our bags because we had airplane peanuts and the agricultural dog got excited. Or because the bag had sat on the ground one of the two, it was stupid.
Fishman73 11
They don't bark... And they are usually trained to smell the scent of food, drugs, money etc. And other dogs don't bug them.
shanecm 3
or it could have been the drugs in his pants..
suznmar 16
Those dogs are trained to avoid other interesting smells so I get why security got suspicious
GhostFox 34
This reminds me of the time there was a random drug bust at my school, and all the classrooms were locked down while they passed the dog by the bags. I had beef jerky in mine so the dog stood there sniffing for a good three minutes. It was very awkward for them to go through my bag and pull out a bag of beef jerky, after the dog left.
freddygasman 18
Be thankful it was only beef jerky and not a donut.
Dear_Karma 27
Ya right they don't react to other dogs. They're trained not to.
da_epic_failman 7
F$&@ the NSA!!!!!
MoroseMoose 47
Aren't the dogs/handlers better trained than this?