Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
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blueandred 0
My grandmother did this to someone once!
polico_wolf 0
"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"
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Comments (94)
24788 7
I'm never letting a girl use the bathroom on my dates.
AnneFTW 17
Aww that's mean. She could've at least made an excuse... FYL. (Unless you were being an ass/were all over her. Then YDI).
CHRIS1920 0
WHAT YDI STAND FOR
drcool41 0
you deserve it
Amber_Bear 0
It means "you dumb idiot".
TheECP 1
#13, I actually like it when they do, because if they come back, they didn't use their chance to escape so they must not think you're half bad! :D
jannas 0
#11 is funny shiz! HAHA!
Embarassment 0
Too much popcorn.
TheOtherNewest1 6
That's ****** up.
helpmeiamblind 0
You should hunt down that bitch down and Roman Soldier her hardcore. What a ****!
KoreanGuy 0
what the hell is a roman soldier?
uprising_fml 0
your a ******* Neanderthal. eat shit and die. OP could have been acting like an asshole so don't say ignorant, idiotic comments.
mb23509 0
maybe next time you could be a little less boring???
pulpfiction_fml 3
In reply to #21, YDI stands for You Deserve It. Also, WHAT THE **** DOES ROMAN SOLDIER MEAN ************?
repyourcliche 0
roman soldier is when you put your penis over someones nose (usually when they're asleep). its meant to be like, supposed to immitate the helmets the romans used to wear. you know, when they went out to fight. also dont judge me for knowing this, i have 2 teenage brothers.
Danhickey 0
today, someone asked me what a roman soldier was. I described it in great detail, and then realized how perverted I sounded. fml
polico_wolf 0
"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"
YOMyLifeSuck 0
haha yeah