Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
Today a gasoline canister leaked in our work garage and filled my office with fumes. It got me high and nauseous even though I went out for air constantly. I had a meltdown and was sent home. I'm still high. FML
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
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Top comments
SirSantpoort 0
Just open the windows for some time. Problem solved.
summerbaybay 0
quick suggestion-get out of the house!
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Comments (123)
Happygofucky 0
Your dad has apparently been sniffing too many gas fumes, OP. I guess all you can really do is open up the house for a while and go somewhere else for the day. Tell him that next time he should do this shit outside for ***** sake.
nimihyel 4
have a nice sleep..
roxytripp 0
jeez. hes a damn idiot!
No_habla_espanol 11
No reason to call someone an idiot.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The man washed a gas tank in a kitchen, that gives everyone the perfect reason to call him an idiot.
vi3tno_romeo 5
parents will always be parents
No_habla_espanol 11
As the others have said - just open a window or leave.
eftup 9
Light a match, it'll burn the smell away real quick!
sgenfkshe 5
omg that's funny
sgenfkshe 5
omg that's funny
WiiMessi10 0
are you dead yet?
joshswensoon15 0
op, your dad isnt a dumbass he is just not as smart as you and you are a dumbass just because i wanted to call you that
alyssa1695 4
maybe you should get out of the house
grandpaearthling 2
WTF. what kind of tank? car? motorcycle? both seem a little big for a sink. guess not all handicapped are handicapable