Today, I accidentally joined my Zoom class meeting with my cam girl account. The whole class now knows what my breasts look like, and know that my nickname is “CumKitten.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working from home and accidentally turned my camera on when I joined a Zoom meeting, while not wearing pants. I had to pretend I was having technical difficulties to quickly put some on. FML
Today, I logged into what I thought was my team’s Zoom meeting. I turned my camera on, waved, and said, “What’s up, nerds?” Unfortunately, I'd somehow joined a client onboarding call for the CEO. Nobody said anything for ten seconds, and then the CEO asked, “And you are…?” FML
Today, I prominently touched my boobs and put my hand inside my shirt to adjust my bra… all while I had my camera on during a Zoom meeting with the whole department FML
Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML
Today, I had a very important video call for my job. I hadn’t used the particular app in a long time so I hadn’t checked my screen name. Turns out the last time I used it was in March with my friends, and my name was "Euro Slut." My employers saw it. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I joined the wrong Zoom link for a meeting. Instead of a marketing presentation, I landed in a virtual baby shower. People in the chat clapped when I showed up, so I just waved, panicked, and said, “It’s a girl!” before leaving. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, I was on a Zoom call with my boss and a client, discussing a new project. My toddler burst into the room and screamed, “Mommy, I shitted in the bathtub!” The camera was on, and I just froze, while my boss tried to hold in his laughter. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
If you are going to be an internet sex worker you need to either just enjoy the attention this brought you or be a lot more careful with your social media and Zoom accounts. I vote for being more careful! If your cam girl routine is paying off for you I suggest a separate laptop or device. A lot of people have separate devices to handle work vs personal. And keep them separate - That way you are less likely to have these kind of issues. In the long run, you have to assume eventually someone will recognize you who knows you. You need to decide how you are going to handle that.
RichardPencil 32
That's one way to an easy A, and some dates. Accident, my ass!
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Plop 17
On the plus side, you'll likely get a few new regular customers.
RichardPencil 32
That's one way to an easy A, and some dates. Accident, my ass!
BurnInDemonFire 39
They're just boobs. Nothing to be ashamed of, CumKitten.
Chazzster 32
If you are going to be an internet sex worker you need to either just enjoy the attention this brought you or be a lot more careful with your social media and Zoom accounts. I vote for being more careful! If your cam girl routine is paying off for you I suggest a separate laptop or device. A lot of people have separate devices to handle work vs personal. And keep them separate - That way you are less likely to have these kind of issues. In the long run, you have to assume eventually someone will recognize you who knows you. You need to decide how you are going to handle that.
Wadlaen 24
As we say in Norway: All PR is good PR!😜