Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
someone_cool 6
WTF is wrong with her? FYL, indeed. She is a psychopath.
kb021 18
Sounds like you're better off without her... !
lovepandorasaver 11
You are way better off, bitch be trippin.
luckylea24 7
You're an inconsiderate bastard? More like she is an inconsiderate bastard. I would have been "screw you I had to take my mom to the hospital!!" Sorry 'bout you girlfriend OP
UltimateGIRness 16
I don't see how people are saying YDI nobody deserves to have a girlfriend like that and it ain't his fault he's takin care of the woman that brought him into this world.Your mother comes before a dog
LissaMccracken 23
Well, I don't know. FYL, but why be upset that its over with her? She's clearly a crazy bitch. Be glad you escaped...
ShadowFlame275 18
If she would dump you got that, then you're better off without her.
sayyestothedress 24
Hope your moms cancer cures soon!! Best of luck to her!
lkfoster1 7
She probobly isn't worth it any way
TheLifeOfANewman 6
Good, just helps you prove that she is stupid and insensitive. Although all life is important, mother/mother in law comes first