Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Uh oh, now the Vegan Police are gonna come to take away your vegan powers!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I bet that wasn't the only thing that was forced down your throat that night HIO!
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Comments (84)
skyeyez9 25
Vegans are annoying. I never met one who didn't try to convert me by telling me how 'meat is murder' and wearing and using leather and animal products is cruel. I wonder if a present day vegans could time travel: What would they say to Jesus as he ate roasted lamb with his friends?
CLDBL00DED 0
thats a really kind thing to do for your boyfriend, but you could've told them you were a vegan. im sure they would of understand
Rahnt 0
I was a vegetarian for 19 years up until about 5 months ago. Steak turned me carnivore :P YDI for not being honest.
evybeth 0
u totally deserve it
SeeYouAtTheTop 0
The truth hurts. Be yourself and stop trying to please everyone
And_Jelly 0
Vegans are retarted. (The ones who don't want to murder animals) Retarted I saw because it's ******* natural to eat meat. Hawks eat bunnies, Foxes eat bunnies, it's all in the cycle bro. Another thing. Murder the 'poor' aninals.... If you decide not to buthcer the cow, a ******* predator is going to eat it.
jckbco 0
I love it when some is calling someone else stupid and can't spell. It is spelled r e t a r d e d
Sparkiee93 3
114 - You should learn to spell before calling others "Retarted".
annetsplayground 2
learn how to spell. this, and a cow doesn't really have any natural enemies left, at least not in most parts of the world. take great britain, no carnivore lives there that will attack and eat a cow. they might go after sheep, but nothing bigger. not wanting animals to get hurt is not the only reason one becomes a vegetarian or a vegan. the meat industry leaves a giant ecological footprint and takes up huge amounts of space and resources: think about all the acres of land that are needed just to produce the food for all of these animals. sometimes not eating meat is a personal economic thing. i can cook a meal for six people for ten dollars, try doing that when you want to include meat! a lot of my fellow students here stopped eating meat since it costs so much more and really adds up. anyway, i don't think you will read this or understand it, since you just called people 'retarted' for the eating habits they have...
cod3rEd 2
wooow I would smack a hoe ... for sho.. ydi because you should've just explained to her you where a vegan in the first place but fyl cuz ur bfs mom is a kyke.
0opsie 6
"but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down." ...lol
jckbco 0
a good girlfriend forces something else down. you should have remained true to your beliefs, Mom was impolite, but correct
Iamnotyourmom 0
YDI for being a Vegan.