Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
HollyQuinn 21
Report this sexist, rude asshole ASAP!
grjuligrc 8
You should've kicked him in the nuts. He's so rude!
coler_27 11
Anorexia is when you practically starve yourself cause you think your fat when your already too skinny.
False_Stupidity 42
Thanks for that Coler_27, just in case nobody knew what it is and doesn't know how to use Google...
DoomedGemini 38
Uh, no. Anyone can be anorexic. It's not eating. You don't have to already be skinny, but yes the person will have a warped view of themselves and will always see themselves as fat.
lostfaithinpppl 19
That is just cruel! Report his behavior as it creates hostile work environment for you. Not sure what the laws about it in Norway though.
Eivana 37
Ignore him. He is obviously miserable with his life and wants you to join him.
yerawizardlizzy 27
No, DON'T ignore him. Take it straight to HR.
shepp626 11
Idiotic dickbag level 1000, time to give HR a call.
twinb76 7
HR is your friend. He needs to learn to not be an asshole.
Ilovelife93 9
Oh, gosh OP!!! I had a similar problem when i was at my last job! My now ex best friend was the manager and he thought he could say anything he wanted to me....including racial slurs and nasty personal jokes. He is miserable with his life just as this guy who's harrassing you seems to be! Tell HR! They'll help you! Best wishes, OP!
PotatoesAndCake 26
I would love to give him a big old kick up the ass. With heels.
Gradask 10
You are in Norway and if I remember correctly your unions handle harassment cases so contact them and fix this problem. He shouldnt be dont this and this shouldnt be allowed to go on.