Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
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coolster5000 22
Wow.
Welshite 40
Sorry to hear, OP. Cheaters are the worst.
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Comments (190)
RedDevel96 5
Who's marking this YDI? I'm what way I'd like to know some of the reasoning behind your answers
veritoswty6 14
Wow indeed!
reinmon8823 11
You should have gotten it on camera/video and brought it to court when you go for divorce... it'll make it a little easier on your end. unless of course she pulls the whole "he beats me pity me i can't pay for anything" bullshit my ex has tried to pull. getting police knocking on your door at 3am isn't fun when you were supposedly at your ex's house beating the snot out of her.. women suck lol chin up though
birdyyy 17
It's tradition, it sure is! xd
Krb1995 5
She's definitely cheating sorry to break it to you.
Msdayana 7
I hate cheaters . It's like why are you with the person if all you're gonna is cheat on them.
mesahus 5
Definitely a tradition
iAshelle 11
Wow, you can do better :) there are plenty of girls who will be faithful to you.
at0micmin3r 23
Dump her. You can do so much better man. :(
elmateo_fml 9
Keep at it man, there's always someone better than the last.