Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.
hamzy 0
Hope you got his license plate number
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Comments (151)
Yeoman 0
FYL for that one. Who does that? You should have squeezed a few rounds off at him
NickelPhosphate 0
Lol. Take his license plate down. best thing to do: whip our your cell when someone's backing into you, stay on the horn, and record it (video record) or carry around a camera just in case. Some people are just plain ignorant.
lolatflyingducks 0
#4 is right. He would have been persecuted for a 'hit and run'.
illeyad 0
as many have already mention pelase tell us you have the license plate number! He needs to be charged for a hit and run.
pencilmustache 0
Refer to # 4.
Tsukasa_fml 0
Was there any damage? If so, get his plate number. If not, no problem (though you might want to report him for being a dumbass). Also what is with people complaining about "proceeded"? Who the hell cares?
Mexistache 0
YDI for saying proceeded twice in the same FML
BurnedByLove 0
lol. All these people complaining about "Proceeded." seriously. Anyway, as long as he's backing up, memorize the bitch's plate.
Abbazabba 0
ur supposed to back up when someone puts their car in reverse... usually they do it because someone is taking a shitty left turn or some sort of truck is taking the turn and they're getting too close. its your fault for not backing up
UGADawg08 1
#103 is mentally retarded. However, you did deserve it... for not being intelligent enough to write down the lowlife's license plate number so you could give him what he deserves.