Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
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plethora 3
"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.
hamzy 0
Hope you got his license plate number
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Comments (151)
Abbazabba 0
im not retarded, those are the ******* rules of the road... you people need to learn how to drive, i'd hate to be on the road when you're around
Abbazabba 0
:) those are simply the rules of the road in a situation like that... you should know that if you took drivers ed, but then again your probably some prepubescent child who found this site by accident when they looked up what the phrase "f my life" meant on urban dictionary. go back to sped school and THEN you can speak your mind here
jriggz 0
Uh... Follow the guy and get on your phone and call the cops. Simple. Read the license number to the cop on the phone. Whatever. Doing anything would've been better than what you did... nothing.
sarahdg 0
After reading these comments and some others, I created an account just to say that some people are just so snippy and bitchy! Whats the big deal people, this website is meant solely for fun and laughs, and maybe some sympathy towards for some of the contributers. All these people saying what you should have done, or how you're an idiot for not doing something, just stop! No one ******* cares. Stop being so god damn picky and petty and for Christs sake don't take everything so seriously. SO lets all chill out, yes? :]
itsgen 16
if you just stood there then thats STUPID i hope you went after that truckker
Aw_Geez 0
I'm pissed for you!
uabassguy 0
I would have followed him to get his license plate. (my phone can record my voice, and I make use of it)
henri_fml 0
i don't know about you, but i'll chase him down, block him, drag his punk ass out of his truck, break his nose, then call the cops.
Allord 0
I would have gotten his license plate number and tried to pull a pit maneuver on his ass
Rivlas 0
Be happy in the knowledge that a hit and run is a felony, and will cost him dearly assuming you were smart enough to get his plate.