Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.
hamzy 0
Hope you got his license plate number
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Comments (151)
Teapartymonster 0
Also be happy knowing that karma will drop some birdshit down his throat.
flamencosketches 0
So, you proceeded to get his license plate and proceeded to call the police, right?
Tickle_Me_Kiki 0
As opposed to the car that IS NOT your "very own" and you didn't pay for, if that is your thought process mommy and daddy will probably pay for any damage.
Vanessa_Cheer 0
Call in a hit and run... If there is damage
turdburgers 0
#32- It's annoying because the word "proceeded" clutters up a sentence. It may be residual from paper writing in college, where you have to meet a page minimum and many students just add random intelligent-sounding words to take up more room. I prefer a clean, simple sentence that gets to the point.
lifeislife_fml 0
Finally people are getting annoyed of "proceeds to"! I felt weird when I was alone on that. Anyway, this FML is especially bad because it uses "proceeds to" twice and didn't even use it correctly.
juicyfruit23 0
i am getting so ******* annoyed of fmls like this!!! seriously write down he license plate number and call the cops instead of writing a ******* fml.
soozin 0
agree with one. WAY too many "i proceeded/she proceeded/it proceeded/etcetcetcetc" Lets learn to vary our writing PLEASE. Anyhow, this sucks for you, hopefully you'd receive reparations for the damages
FoundManyLemons 0
You saw his plates though, right?
katie_bby 0
wtf? who peed in his cheerios?