Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
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plethora 3
"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.
hamzy 0
Hope you got his license plate number
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Comments (151)
Queen_Sativa 0
If it makes you feel any better, you get more money from the insurance company if it's a hit and run.
elliekinslurvsya 0
#2 said it
parkerlreed 0
That sucks. Did you folow him?
Luneth101 0
You should have gotten his license plate number. By the way, 'I proceeded honk desperately' doesn't even begin to make sense. You need to learn basic grammar. In fact, just don't use proceeded; instead, type, 'I started to honk the horn desperately' or something.
nm22395 0
You should have had a V8. Grammar Nazi
Da_Gov 0
You better have got a good look at his lisence plate since it was right in front of you, remember his lisence plate number and call the cops.
sparxva 12
1. Write down the license plate number. 2. Call the police. 3. Report the collision to your insurance company -- it isn't an accident, it is a collision. 4. Identify the perp from the police lineup when they arrest him/her for "evading responsibility and fleeing the scene of an accident" better known as hit & run.
Offspring_fml 27
YDI because you didn't leave enough space between you in him.
thatluizkid 2
I would have followed and crowbared his ass
atok 0
You hath angered the trucker god. You shall face his wrath!
breenarae25 0
did u get his license plate #??