Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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Comments (239)
DontForgetMe4 0
This isn't bad! Take advantage of this and play with him !
Shrike 24
"Making sweet love"? I don't blame him. Not only does it sound ******* stupid, you can't force stuff like that. Stop being so high maintenance. Or date a nymphomaniac instead.
wlddog 14
Any woman that calls it "Making sweet love" is obviously high maintenance. He should run for the hills.
boopityboppity 11
Perhaps you should consider that the OP may very well have written that phrase purely for the point of the FML. She may have been mindful of the age of some of the users of this website, may have wanted to refrain from seeming crass, or could possibly have just been trying to make that option seem better than Legos by using such lofty words.
ydi_4_suking 20
It would have still sounded better if she said boned instead
ajourdhui 0
I don't see how OP writing "making sweet love" makes them high maintenance. and unlike most people in this morally bankrupted society, OP writing that shows that sex is meaningful to her. For most people it's a hit it and quit it mentality.
boopityboppity 11
"Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt," in fact, 112. Here's hoping people use Google.
downtime 13
112, For most people? Where the hell do you live?
ajourdhui 0
I live on Earth with people like you.
Caliborn_06 11
You also probably still live with your mother.
Spectre529 12
In this case, Lego wins.
melij99 5
Probably because you called it ' making sweet love'.
SpaceManJuice 7
Legos everytime.
Drowsiermoon 0
he couldnt do it after he would be asleep.
mrbattleman 10
have you seen some of the new Lego sets? they're pretty badass
lolipop1234_fml 7
No the old Lego is much better.
bertman21 5
Wow they grow up fast these days don't they
loserman67 36
You can create almost anything with Legos. The only limits are your imagination and the number of Legos you have on hand. Your coochie, on the other hand, while I am sure it is lovely, is really only good for one or two things. Now, if you could shoot Legos out of your coochie across the room...maybe you'd stand a chance. Either way, he chose wisely.
musicLord 0
The mental image, i just created I'n my head regarding this comment . It is.........………should i say magnificent.
pookberry 4
I had a gynocolgist appointment a long while back and my boyfriend begged me to put a Lego up there to surprise the doctor :/... Your comment made me think of that ha.
bitter3ulogy 0
#25 time to read the FML again huh ?