Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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danmaxime17 0
Well he likes Legos which means he's a sharp guy. Hmmm idk he's a sharp guy, you might no even get laid
perdix 31
You eat only one at a time? I guess I didn't need the apostrophe, though.
MDTeddy 13
Op kinda sounds lik a ****. He wants to have fun for a change and not always having "fun".
verkaderk 9
YDI you must be awful in bed
GoldenGrizzly 7
Just because you want to have sex at the moment does not mean he has to drop everything he is doing for you. I am sure he would be yelled at by you if he tried to have sexy time with you during your show or reading a book. Unless you drop everything every time to have sex with him then you cannot expect the same behavior. Next time don't try to have sex with him when he is preoccupied with his hobby. Also, buy yourself a vibrator or set up a date night so you for sure will at least have sex one night a week.
trismagestus 19
Hear hear. No-one has the right to demand sex from their partner. If he's not in the mood, that's it. It goes both ways, ladies.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Yea. I like the FMLs about the girls getting all upset their partners aren't instant pocket rockets or horndogs. I have a friend who complains about her boyfriend wanting sex "all the time." So she told him to stop asking all the time, he did, and she calls crying that her boyfriend doesn't ask her all the time and it must mean he is cheating. Some girls need to chill the **** out. I like sex like the next girl, but I know when not to bother my boyfriends (while they are playing video games, reading, doing homework, on the phone, are tired ect) and they respect the same thing with me.
TheDrudgeChild 4
192 - why aren't more girls like you? There's nothing that bugs me more than chicks who think their men are permanent horndogs want to sleep with them at the drop of a hat and must be immature if they want to game or watch TV instead. It's almost reverse sexism in my opinion.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Oh, they stopped the line of Awesome Logical Chicks Girlfriend Edition and made Drama Queens. Turns out the Drama Queen version is cheaper. I think you can still custom order us. ;)
kemando 22
Its called minecraft. And its > than you
ajourdhui 0
Make a bed out of Legos! Your boyfriend will reward you kindly (:
EvilDave 13
OP, either you are dating someone incredibly childish or sex with you is unappealing. Either way YDI.
anyone03 1
who says "making sweet love" .. like wtf??
smydiwannafthata 5
Are you that bad at making love?