Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.
the_smart_way 10
Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(
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Comments (194)
ganjaone 2
Stupid juggalos
LuckyLynx7732 5
Ok OP, I read your entire post and I still can't find anything to indicate a FML. Juggalos are just like everyone else, there are good ones and there are bad ones. While I agree this was probably not the best first picture he could have sent you, maybe you should be less judgemental.
KYLEW72 3
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the_true_batman 10
Ask him how magnets work.
Briiyahh 7
Never share personal info such as your face online
pitselehXO 6
Says the girl who has a fml pic of her face
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
94- But compare the number of creepers on Myspace and Match and Facebook and everything to FML. Most people are just here to make fun of shitty commenters.
Briiyahh 7
But I'm not chatting on a date website am I dumbass?
unknown_user5566 27
169- Who said OP was chatting on a date website? There are plenty of social networking sites that have a chat and/or message function (including FML). Also, your original statement was quite vague; you stated you should not share your photo "online". Therefore your statement includes you, since you do have a photo posted on your FML account.
eccentrix 12
I don't understand why you mentioned the family thing. You don't need an excuse to share photos with someone.
stonedfishies 10
Lmao, how creepy.
Lionesse 15
Maybe he is IT in secret and likes to eat little children.. Ugh. Those clown movies really scared the shit out of me....
JuggaloForLif3 0
Nothing better than some wicked clown love!!
kristenalyse13 0
Hell yeah.! MMFWCL :)
Lionesse 15
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