Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML
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DocBastard 40
Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.
the_smart_way 10
Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(
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Comments (194)
draegbomb 5
ICP is just a stage act and juggalos take them to seriously. ICP's lyrics are actually pretty funny if you listen to their music.
paprika420 2
I'm not saying all juggalos are bad, I'm sure some are the coolest people ever. Bu of you meet one like my ex, then run. Don't get involved with the ones that make their family a gang. They are dangerous.
Aubrecy 6
Whoop whoop!
heyred 11
Let's take ICP out of the comment here for a moment. Anyone sending first time picture holding a knife to his throat? Seriously? Run. And I met my psychotic ex-husband on AOL. Never again!
brrrrightorange 4
Whoop whoop!!!!! Mmfwcl!!!!! :)
LuckyLynx7732 5
**** all you juggalo haters. Your just mad cause you don't have any real homies in your life, just a bunch of fake ass bitches.
HighNihilarian 5
Watch out everyone...Sober Gamzee is coming next.
leeshasuckit 1
whoop whoop
mbkworm 4
Not all juggalos are the same, there are just alot of shit heads. I've been dating one for the last 16 months and his friends are some of the most accepting people I've met. And before anyone brings up faygo... the peach is amazing with vodka so shushes!
freshaf_fml 3
My friend... when will you ever learn about the dangers of the internet?