Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.
the_smart_way 10
Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(
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Comments (194)
rcgirl2 11
You exchanged pictures with Pennywise the clown from It?
rcgirl2 11
Stupid FML app
flockz 20
sounds like he wants to entertain you as he cuts your steak. no worries.
ICastillo 25
ICP sucks!! Op just don't talk to that fool no more.
kaelynmartin 3
Just beacause you don't like ICP don't make juggalos fools you ass and it dont mean that ICP sucks either.. **** some of there songs are better then some of the shit that comes on the radio
haycassidy 7
Sensitive, sensitive.
ICastillo 25
Um no not really.......
PYLrulz 17
Too bad the Juggalo didn't decide to slide that knife across his throat
torresaaron24 0
Screw you
jblight1987 2
As a juggalo, I don't frankly care what people say about me, or how much hate may be thrown upon me. This guy clearly had the intention of frightening the receiver of his picture. Whether or not he is a " true " juggalo, who stands for family love respect and God, or one of the fake ass " gang " juggalos who think its all about violence, cannot be determined by a picture, but by his attitude and actions. Don't assume that because he sends a creepy, ****** up picture, that he is a bad person. To any other " true " juggalos and lettes who may read this, whoop whoop!
DocBastard 40
Yes, I'm absolute positive this guy, who sent a picture of himself holding a huge knife to his throat, is all for family, love, and respect.
olpally 33
Cool story, bro... Don't tell it again... Lol.
mikeymayhem_87 15
More like "poop poop"
TarieBoo 2
uhhhm okay..since youre a juggalo i guess can you or someone explain what they are? not just what they stand for and why they use that creepy clown and a symbol??
nelii89131 6
Whoop whoop! Who's goin chicken huntin?
JuggaloForLif3 0
Whoop Whoop!! MMFWCL Homie!
sicksadworld1317 30
We goin' chicken huntin' !
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
69- It's a strong following of the rap band thingy called ICP. Which is Insane Clown Posse. People I normally try to avoid.
kaelynmartin 3
More like poop poop on your face ya ****** dick muncher
unknown_user5566 27
108- You are not a pleasant person. Edit: Seems that the mods deleted her comment. Disregard mine. :)
toriarawr 9
I agree with you. My boyfriend is a juggallo an he's the most amazing guy I kno.
NightmericAngel 4
Whoop whoop! MMFWCL!
Mitcha857 0
Trololololo!
Mitcha857 0
Trololololo!
zach5tay 2
Fag!
Smurff95 0
Whoop whoop!
Lette_4_Life 2
whoop whoop!! much love fam
spazzattack 0
Whoop whoop. Mmfwcl. (: thank you for being a REAL juggalo!!!!!!!!!!
leeshasuckit 1
whoop whoop!
pimplefacedgirly 8
And God, don't forget God.
pieceoschmidt 8
99: Wrong. ICP is only one group within the psychopathic label. 24 is right, plain and simple. **** what you say and what you think, we are who we are, while you're hating us why don't you go ahead hate the blacks, Jews, or gays for that matter.. MMWCL since '02 bitches. Go ahead and hate. I know you want to..you need it.
kristenalyse13 0
Amen.! Thank yu.! MMFWCL :)
UniqueGummyBear 8
whoop whoop!
UniqueGummyBear 8
to the guy who asked for an explanation: juggalos and juggalettes are a family. we all originally came together through the music of ICP, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, Boondox, ABK, and many more. As the fondness of this music grew, people forged friendships. These friendships turned in to promises of protection and loyalty to each other as the band's promoted love and understanding. The term Juggalo was created by ICP (Insane clown posse). anyone who represents the name Juggalo is showing unconditional love and support for anyone else that also carries the name. The clown faces come from the 6 Joker cards, one from each original ICP Album. we wear it because it represents only what people see of us- wicked and different. We're freaks to the public because of the lyrics in our preferred music, and so wicked clowns we'll be. All Juggalos are, is a big group of homies with a bad connotation because of a few idiots. WHOOP WHOOP
piercedbiatch 12
whoop whoop!
torresaaron24 0
Whoop whoop, that's my fam right there
mikeymayhem_87 15
No.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Says the guy holding an assault rifle. Get a life.
YoYoNegro 0
Go dink faygo you incest ****!
SovietBarney 8
I think the lad meant, "woof woof".
KawiRacer69 5
its not an assault rifle. its a plastic piece of shit in the fishing section of wal-mart
NightmericAngel 4
MMFWCL! Screw the haters!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wal-Mart sells plastic pieces of shit now? Impressive, it looks like now you can get everything at Wal-Mart nowadays.
lette4life959 10
WHOOP WHOOP! mmfwcl
unknown_user5566 27
140- That they do! Just be careful of kids randomly pissing all over the floors. I hear their employees don't like cleaning up those messes. ;)
leeshasuckit 1
whoop whoop!
UniqueGummyBear 8
WHOOP WHOOP
whosindahouse 9
Work before anything.
Dro4200 2
Whoop whoop!!