Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
I'm slightly curious if your dad was not at least a tad impressed. I mean, who wouldn't want that ability??
MaliciousMel 1
I'm not sure if I should click Your Life Sucks or You Deserved it, but either way, this is beautiful.
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Comments (157)
lexie719 4
I love omegle
naduskalove 3
Bahahaha you clearly deserve it since you LITERALLY asked for it .
challan 19
You mean there are other things on the net?
soyeah_whatsup 4
You asked him to prove it? Forgive me if im wrong but being able to "suck yourself off" is the last thing someone would lie about...
cl4ptp 18
He must be extremely flexible. I'm impressed.
destryyy 10
Pretty sure I've seen the same thing. Except I was fortunate enough not to get walked in on.
saya2250 1
its only a video lol ive seen the same guy before...very creppy O.o
RedPillSucks 33
Meh, could have been worse. It could have been your dad on the video, Your mom walks in and says, "thank God. Now I don't have to do it"
oOBeNOo 4
Why would you even go on omegle It's probably the worst site you can go to unless your gay or have shit for brains. I know there r woman on there sometimes but that's like a 30% chance. Dumbass.
XxGAMERxWOLFxX 1
Well u told me to!