Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, a customer passed out in the bathroom, so we didn't realize he was there until after closing. I don't know what he'd shot up, but whatever it was told him he should run around naked. It's been two hours and the cops still haven't shown up. I can't leave until he does. FML
Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML
Today, as an Ambulance Technician, I dealt with a man who had too much LSD. He urinated on my boot and spat on me multiple times, thinking he had dragons in his mouth. I put a mask on him and he took it off so "the dragons could escape." My wage is lower than if I were working in a supermarket. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
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who_even_cares02 10
Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that
Ravensmoon666 19
Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)
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Comments (49)
worldclassrager 41
Seems like that would be a mix of bath salts and something like LSD
blackonblight 33
Just bath salts, or any meth knock off, would probably do it, based on the news reports I've seen.
Internetdude 22
bathsalts are a hell of a drug
igg125 30
Op thank you for doing what you do.
BabyCakes818 16
That kind of sounds like my dad (screaming at someone in his undetermined)
casey_ct 10
probably a depressed meek mill fan...
Omniprism 15
Hey life's exciting for you, no?
daemonsparta 16
from what I've seen you oh paramedics get paid pretty nicely. in america anyway
LegionRapier61 8
Comes with the job dude... sorry.
killigan 12
The cops don't get paid enough fir it either..
raven_yeany 18
Amen!