Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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KalCountry76 12
You should read the Driver's ED manual again.
SortOfSexy 4
Great dad of yours.
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Comments (223)
ellytoad 13
You mean the standard white-lettered red ones? Like hell those are optional! I'm glad I've never come across that stupid misconception.
butthead321 0
Maybe you shouldnt drive...
BekBek_fml 17
Seriously? Maybe your dad should of made you read the manual before letting you behind the wheel...
soupermeal 10
are you retarded?
lonelyharts86 8
Well I agree with your dad. Somehow natural selection missed you.
russfml 31
Your an idiot, almost all stop signs have a white boarder and really I mean it says stop, not drive slow or yield, oh right that's a yield sign your getting mixed up with and it's yellow
pink_raindrops 26
Don't you have to take a written test before you're actually allowed to practice driving? Maybe it's different in the states but I know you have to here to get your learners permit. I think you need to read the driving manual until it's memorized before you get behind the wheel again. While I think you're extremely stupid, your father isn't too bright either. What if you got in an accident because you ran the stop sign?
EMTchic 14
I heard this one before, you are just copying that one .
ironheart98 14
sad you believed it , also sounds like the guy that his cousin told him that same thing ans he got pulled over by the cops....
twaumat 28
you are that stupid. never seen them before? never seen people stop at those before?