Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
KalCountry76 12
You should read the Driver's ED manual again.
SortOfSexy 4
Great dad of yours.
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Comments (223)
_krystallynn_ 11
your level of stupid doesn't even have a name. Your like a special kind of stupid.
Ethan45vio 3
There was another fml like that.
scuttlebuttz 1
Despite all this, you are pretty stupid OP
alexlovescandy 3
That was pretty stupid. But mean for your dad to do that to you.
pipinya 8
Did he tell you that Stopping for a cop was also "optional"?
CorruptAngel920 18
OP, as much as you deserve this one, go over chapter 3 of your handbook again. In fact, feel free to go over the whole thing. My dad did the same thing to me at one point and I fell for it. I suppose I can chalk it up to pressure of the moment but it's still no excuse looking back. I had to sit and read over the whole drivers ed book again while highlighting the important information and then his work book on big rigs. I'm getting off topic here, the point is, your dad probably did it to test you and the cop was just a more than unfortunate addition. Your old man sounds like he wants you to be aware and responsible for your actions behind the wheel
alycion 39
To get a learner's permit, you have to pass a written test. There are free manuals to help with this. Did you skip reading it?
154rct 7
Hasn't this FML been posted on here before?
greeneyebeauty9 28
you're learning. and that's part of his process of teaching you? doesn't sound very effective...
Headcrab 29
20y old and this stupid? Wow...