Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
KalCountry76 12
You should read the Driver's ED manual again.
SortOfSexy 4
Great dad of yours.
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Comments (223)
insomniac8400 13
Well... You are that stupid
rajput 17
that is what you get. guess he taught you a life lesson.
KBurns207 17
You do deserve it. If you had been reading your booklet, in order to even get your learners permit, you should've known that. ****, you should've known that just based on common sense come on now.
Bloink 25
You'd think he'd know how a stop sign works without his dad having to tell him...
kalibooboo 14
Did you not see that ALL stop signs have white around them?? Ydi if your that stupid
smilez1990 8
dads are never be taken seriously. .. my dad pulls stupid shit like that bi-daily
jeffandjeff 22
Dumb, YDI.
twinarmagedon 9
Hey guys saying she's stupid and shit please stop. When you are learning to drive your supposed to also learn from the people who are actually more experienced. Had someone told me that when i had been learning i actually may have listened. Even having taken drivers ed that first drive you havent learned what all the signs mean yet so if they had just been starting out that would have been a legitimate mistake and the dad is an asshole for putting them in a possibly dangerous situation
erin37 27
You do kinda deserve that. You should be reading the rules for yourself anyway because they would have changed since he got his licence.
Corbane11 16
Alright, that was pretty stupid of you to believe YDI