Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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Comments (131)
EvilLittleGirl 24
it's probably for the best hope she gets you some help if you're heavily addicted or just be more strict if you do it just for fun
Ichiya 29
Just for fun isn't any better. Only take prescribed medication from a FDA aproved distributor.
mishwarner 14
Like the fda actually gives a shit what is good for you
Wolfparable 22
No, that fellows right just for fun isn't any better, you're still equally stupid.
laden_swallow09 35
Drugs're bayad, mkay?
alex1022 11
i never thought id say this to anybody but....you might be smokin a lil too much. let off the gas a little
Lars93 18
get help. just.. get help. really,... get help dude
Bazinga90 12
Drugs are bad.....mmkay?
SirRipsABong420 9
there is nothing wrong with drugs. I'm am a functioning member of society and I am a habitual cannabis consumer and I dabble in psychedelics. keep on keeping on
Spark_Slicker 19
"Nothing wrong with drugs." Lmao. Tell that to all the people who's lives have been ruined by addiction as well as the lives of their loved ones.
BeachGirl27 23
I think the drugs might be messing with your head a little more than you'd hoped!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for doing drugs. You deserve anything you get for doing drugs. And you even admitted it online? Real smart. /facepalm
MonsterFarce 7
Maybe its a sign that you should be texting your mother instead. Get help. "My drug dealer" should be in nobody's vocab.
sprints54 19
Switch phone to airplane mode real fast before it finishes sending and it won't go through for future recerence