Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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dangousity 21
Dumb **** award winner!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Did she have the goods?
sailorarctic 22
drugs are bad m'kay?
syed121417 22
Well instead of calling you a druggie like others on this thread, I'm going to say be careful with drugs. I don't know how many times you've done drugs before, what kind of drugs they are and whether or not you're an addict. I've smoked weed once or twice before but I'm not considered a "druggie" because I'm not. Same thing applies here. Just look who you're texting and be careful.
blackonblight 33
OP has a 'dealer' I think it's safe to say habitual use is implied by that.
SMMEric 9
LOL
Tsukiyomi 16
Idiot
drainedoflife 10
How'd she respond
HunkyMumbles 27
You need help
kyrasrayne420 4
lmao ive done that
BDA_fml 5
And that's why they call it dope!