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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Milwaukee, United States

D.A.R.E. to say no

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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I hope she sent you back an address to the next NA meeting in town or a rehabilitation clinic.