Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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Comments (131)
CaroAurelia 12
You deserve it for having a drug dealer. I hope you get clean soon. No good comes of doing drugs.
LH_FIRE_22 12
Why would you put this on here? Quit using drugs, you'll ruin your life.
pauly6677 7
Lmfao, to this day I don't understand how people accidentally text somebody different than whom there trying to text.
thatcoolguy123 14
And you expect us to think your life "sucks"? No. We don't think that. You shouldn't even be dealing drugs. You need help and YDI
russfml 31
He was looking for drugs not selling them
sayhisoph 26
Hopefully she can now help you out of your serious problem ...
mishwarner 14
What makes you sure it's such a serious problem?
Wolfparable 22
Fact that they're doing drugs at all makes it enough of a problem
Cooldude6158 22
Good
xluciferx666 21
What if your mom turned out to be a drug dealer herself and gave you a family discount?
Kendrah18 19
As long as it's only pot...
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You completely deserve that.
WhackTheJackal 22
YDI for being a druggie.