Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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asrfvjjvcvjjcv 3
Can you post the text and response?
mariusakke 15
uhm... Christmas time, drugs, wrong person that happens to be u'r mom .. take that as a holy sign ... quit drugs !
russfml 31
No mom I swear everyone at the gym calls protein shake snow or grass depending on the blend. The good ***** hard to come by, you need to know people.. Lol
missobsessed22 12
shit happens for a reason. just be honest with her. good luck op.
WOTAN1488 24
YDI.
annarcheer 19
your fault for doing drugs. I hope you get help.
Wolfparable 22
Well idiot that's what you get for doing drugs YDI entirely
FemskyD 26
Haha take some of The white powder for tonight Honey its not Snowing outside?!
SammiixSue 13
I've done that before, sucks for you OP.
Pingvinai 37
Luckily for me they are the same person.