Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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vikky538 29
hope she busted you...YDI...
meegal 12
YDI for having a drug dealer. Don't do recreational drugs or prescription drugs recreationally. Only prescription drugs that were prescribed by a licensed professional and only take the recommended dosage. No self medication either.
vivaellefashion 14
I want to know what your mother said, OP!
hayleyblack2u71 21
Mom...drug dealer.....same thing, am I right? I mean, it IS the giving season...could be a late Christmas present. ;) (I'm joking and being sarcastic BTW)
Nicholas12 15
don't do drugs and this wouldn't happen
jlujan00_fml 9
I'm always terrified that's going to happen
kimeatszombies 22
Pugs, not drugs, kids.
iTz_Davey 9
YDI drug addict
allplayedout 20
Why the shit are you texting your drug dealer anything you wouldn't want somebody else to see? Amateur.
thenewgirl29 20
Show her the reddit thread where people purposely do this for the reaction and try to pretend like that was the case.