Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Milwaukee, United States
D.A.R.E. to say no
Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Futacy 30
You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
Broadway_Vayne 32
You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
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Comments (131)
Armygirl93 10
you deserve it for doing drugs
82681 25
Good luck disguising that as a reasonable mistake.
buckdharma 38
Op- I only need a half ounce of hash. Mom- No wonder there's no meat on your bones.
cp399 14
It's simple: Don't do drugs.
Exodiafinder687 58
Never text message about your illegal activities. That's how you get caught. I mean I never text message about the times I.......Oh no you don't. You almost had me there. You won't get me to type in about all the murders I've committed. Crap! -_-
jojocircus19 16
If it's not true this is HILARIOUS But if it is........... OoO
klim105 0
Quit doing drugs before u burn out what brains u have left u dip shit
GalaxyShots 21
Looks like *you* don't have any left, considering *you* don't know how to spell *you* and *you* left out every possible punctuation *you* could have.
cheesebond 29
Lol I've never seen "you deserve it" put weigh " your life sucks"
white16sox 19
There's an entire section of the app/site dedicated to FMLs where YDI outweighs FYL.
Danielvera212 4
Welp depends on the drug if I agree that your life sucks or not
NebulaNick 12
Plot twist. Your drug dealer is actually a middle man for your mom.
GalaxyShots 21
Plot twist: your drug dealer is your mom.
DarksideDoll 31
Already spending that Christmas money I see.