Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
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Top comments
Beansforbill 14
Clearly doesn't like being told what to do with his day
fullalove 23
The joys of working with the public!
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Comments (109)
andrealovvve 17
God sometimes I wish I could unleash on customers! But they seem like they have serious issues going on that u don't have, so that should make u feel better ...? :)
JessieTaft 17
Yikes
sempisaviour 17
lol?
cappellaaa 23
some customers are such assholes. they make your job so much more difficult sometimes
ItsATwinThing 9
But they do make for interesting stories after.
hxnnxh 14
Some even get you a published fml
Witchylady 18
Some people are so rude. If he ever comes back in the store. Wish him the worse day ever. See if that helps
stefii_fml 13
"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!"
aimzskee 30
Oh the joys of working in customer service. Sorry op.
insomniawoes 5
I had someone that wanted delivery, we don't deliver, she got all pissy with me. I apologized and told her to have a nice day. she went ballistic and told me she was going to place a formal complaint for me "mocking her" by telling he to have a nice day. which she did, and we all.had a good laugh about it.
Mooglefox 24
You know what they say: No good deed goes unpunished.
strapper88 6
In Australia that's how we greet our closest mates ;)