Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
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Beansforbill 14
Clearly doesn't like being told what to do with his day
fullalove 23
The joys of working with the public!
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Comments (109)
Liiiiiiiiike 15
I bet that customer meant C U NEXT TUESDAY.
VanOBrien 14
That would have been my very quick rejoinder after being called a c*nt. My own little satisfaction and retribution. Sorry, but I generally don't use that as one of my regular profanities. There are plenty of others I use normally.
benbenius 10
Big deal. Next time, submit a real FML.
91hayek 31
Maybe tourettes?
Cronic_ceejer 1
was he Aussie? that's like a formal word for us
imyy 20
Grammar and spacing is the difference between "no ton, eat all [*****]" and "not one at all."
MadMarky 7
If the customer was an Aussie, don't take it to heart us ***** do that all the time.
MidnaLink 35
Too bad you can't retaliate and call him "dick".
RedPillSucks 33
***** and Dicks are made for each other.
blcusername 27
This reminds me of drake and josh where josh says "have a nice day" and the delivery guy says "don't tell me what to do"
buckdharma 38
Maybe he has an accent. Example: Op- Have a great day! Customer- Cun't, as in cun nut.
kevinwm0 15
Perhaps that wasn't the best choice of words for the person who came in to the funeral parlor. Or was it the oncology diagnostic desk?