Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
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Beansforbill 14
Clearly doesn't like being told what to do with his day
fullalove 23
The joys of working with the public!
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Comments (109)
TheKingKen 22
I wonder what the customer would have done if you said something mean.
cakefete2 31
OP: "Burn in hell moron!" Customer: "Oh yeah, well have a nice day."
Jghaugland 6
He probably would've jumped onto the desk, grabbed OP, then ripped her beting heart out with one hand. OP would stare in shock, as if to say "How could you just rip my heart out?" And then the customer would bathe himself in OP's warm, red, gushing blood. With her already cooling corpse at his feet, he would pull down his pants and shit on the desk. Then he would scream, this... animalistic cry, and then take a dagger and plunge it into his eye socket. His body would writhe and writhe as OP's coworkers looked on in horror.
TheKingKen 22
That's very vivid... thank you.
Godsofdracos 15
36... Psychiatrist buddy, now. And have a great day!
Jghaugland 6
I tried to make the most ridiculous response ever. Did it work?
RedPillSucks 33
Yes. WTF doesn't even begin to describe my reaction
cadillacgal79 32
36 are you okay?
2i1337i2iscore 13
Personally, I would have responded with enough to get me thoroughly fired and walked away smiling.
energizerbunny23 18
The hostility.. Ouch. Hopefully your day turned out better!
FelicityWishes 32
Asshole customers..
cjmedic 12
How dare you, OP!
Epikouros 32
Do you sell wigs to cancer patients? Or leg protheses to disabled veterans? In that case, they might have a reason to be grumpy. But still not a reason to insult you.
cjmedic 12
I don't know any disabled veterans that would respond like that. Not to mention, veterans have much more creative insults.
Respect101 17
What the heck dude? get out of here... I'm 100% sure #23's comment will be moderated in a little bit...
stargirl_95 24
I think that I need to go rinse out my eyes after reading this
margojk05 3
The public sucks, I scoop ice cream and have had all kinds of colorful words thrown my way, even from a 6 year old.
more4me 27
Let me guess ... you work in retail ? Hang in there , OP.