Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML
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Aciliveth 5
You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.
Bangarang_Rufio 0
you're a dick.
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Comments (551)
RoarAmour 0
WTF? Your kid is scarred now, gj.
omgwhatanfml 0
All i can say is, you better have a very nice gaming console waiting for him when he gets home. btw. your a ******.
lolhaha118118 0
I feel sorry for the child, shame on you
jaynedoe 0
f your life? your kid is six years old. do you know how heartbreaking it is to a six year old to get in trouble like that? great parenting job. by the looks of how you handled this situation, you DON'T have your dignity.
Victoria_fml 0
Agreed #366, you don't have your dignity for being so horrible to your son... YDI^1000. I hope your son never forgives that.
rockstarK9 0
your a prick, if not a troll.
purplepickle 0
Being to cowardly to admit it is definitely the worse one. i'm sure your child really trusts you after that. and no, you do NOT have your dignity anymore.
h0mieg2 0
your an asshole
suckstomyasthmar 0
wether this is real or not u r a horrible parentfor making ur son a scapegoat for ur own dignity. if it was me in that position I'd be like sorry that's my handwriting and prove to them my signature is like that. so screw u ydi. ur poor son FHL
LolitaGirl_fml 0
I hope you ran ran over by angry little kids D: