Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? My Australian friend sent me a message saying I'd left my thongs at his house. My boyfriend still refuses to believe that they call flip-flops thongs in Australia. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
your boyfriend's a dumbass and needs to learn how to google
sourgirl101 29
One less thing up your ass!
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leximichelle 13
Just ask your Aussie friend to send you a picture of the “thongs” to show your boyfriend. Maybe then he’ll understand.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
When I was a little kid in the early 90s, we called them thongs. I mean, they're technically floss for your toes... Actual thongs are floss for your butt. So it makes sense.
zeffra13 31
Ask your friend to send you a picture of what you left