Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
Today, while shopping at a store, my big toe decided that it was deeply infatuated with my shopping cart wheel. So much so, it rammed itself straight into it. It took everything in me not to scream. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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WastingMyTime 0
At least he didn't step on the broken toe, or else that would have been way more painful
MissOriginal 0
So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other
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Comments (52)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
cuz that would just look werid lol but OP didn't think that some guy with big boots would cum up and step on his good foot LOL ouchie
Just_Sayin 0
You should have tripped that fat bastid and then jammed your good toes in his mouth so he could lick them dry.
rocker_girl_45 0
coulda been the bad foot!
WougieBougie 0
sorry but fml is getting stupid. congratz. fyl? no.
blastvortex 4
Pfft. He's still liable. Either get compensation or smack him up.
joshhh11 0
is fat men licking your toes what you're into? :s
NoteMyGrin 0
I feel like that's better than stepping on your broken toe. Though totally sucks, anyway. ): I hope you feel better soon.
nwalsh2009 0
and what? Your toes hurt for awhile. Your toes were all broken. You didn't feel anything because they were already numb? This may be an FML but its also an incomplete story.
bmxaboy345 0
Alot of the FMLs are fake but usually funny. This one would suck mannnn it probably is real because thats nnot unlikely to happen
thesunshotme 0
There was no need to wear a sandal on your good foot. Where's your common sense, OP? FYL and YDI