Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
Today, while shopping at a store, my big toe decided that it was deeply infatuated with my shopping cart wheel. So much so, it rammed itself straight into it. It took everything in me not to scream. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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WastingMyTime 0
At least he didn't step on the broken toe, or else that would have been way more painful
MissOriginal 0
So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other
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Comments (52)
thatevilguy666 0
thank goodness he stepped on your good toe. for s second i thought he was going to step on your bad one!. imagine how bad that would have been! lol
johnbob_fml 0
dear god, imagine if he stepped on your bad toe? ewww, it would probably pop... ugh i just gagged a little
brandothemando 0
at least it was on it good foot?
halliebee22 0
well that reeeeeally sucks haha fyl
soozjw 2
Hmmm, wasn't there a very similar FML to this recently?
sweetbiotch88 0
WTF I don't remember typing that!
JBoyes09 0
Drugs for a broken toe? What a pussy.
skyttlz 32
hey it probably hurts badly
teiso_fml 0
At least he didn't step on your broken foot!
Spooksu 0
Did he charm you head to toe??
theredone30 2
who cares about looking weird, at least the author wouldn't get frostbite or worse on the good foot. Seriously, Y still DI