Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
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tayyymeds 16
I want a follow up just to make sure OP is alive...
StiffPvtParts 43
This sort of thing happens more often than you'd think, and take it from someone who knows, there's little more terrifying than waking up in the middle of the night and hearing someone breathing heavily next to your bed. I was just a little kid when this happened to me, so I just tried to stay still and pretended to be asleep. Though, this wasn't an isolated incident... Before this happened, I would often hear footsteps and the creeks of doors opening and closing during the night. We also noticed that certain items would move places and sweets often went missing; I suspected my brother was the culprit, but he always denied it and blamed me instead... He called me a greedy ****. Anyways, it turned out someone small (probably a child) was living in the tight crawl spaces between the walls of the old, early 19th century house that we were renting out. We only stayed there for 2 months before moving the hell out. TL;DR: RUN, OP! RUN FAR AND NEVER LOOK BACK! D:
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dharmaint 15
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You have red hair. There is no strawberry blonde
nonsensical 26
There is a difference between red and strawberry blonde hair
paige_g2013 16
as another lady born with strawberry blonde hair, there is a HUGE difference between it and red hair. if you actually saw my hair you wouldn't think red at first at all. ScarJo has (natural) strawberry blonde hair, Isla Fisher has red hair.
never_three 21
Strawberry Blonde is more pink toned. There is a difference.
ryzzostar 16
as a hairdresser, yes there is such a thing.
MorganHex 28
change all your locks. and get window locks as well. get an alarm system. change the code weekly. and get cameras for the hose inside and outside. motion activated flood lights too. better to be safe than sorry. plus even if it turns out to be nothing you still have protection incase anything else happens
ShortieRose 30
Here are a few plausible causes: A sweater that is black and 'furry'(I've had a few) You pet a cat or dog and didn't notice the hairs on you You had a friend over that sheds a lot You have a few black hairs you've not noticed I doubt someone is skulking into your room without you noticing something amiss in your home....
GhostFox 34
Happens more often than you think, especially with property that is rented. A former tenant makes an extra key, and works around the schedule of the new tenant to still live there but not pay rent. Usually the only signs are missing food, shed hair, clothes that don't belong to the new tenant, household bills that are higher than expected, and maybe some trash left around.
Apparentlyacunt 18
It's Samara paying you a visit!
loxe_fml 15
Did u dye ur hair by any chance?
awkward_loser69 21
.....I don't even have a witty response to this. I just......can't
Unenunciable 14
You could thoroughly clean your brush and sheets and pay attention to whether the hairs return, that would reveal whether anyone is breaking into your house and using your stuff. In the meantime, I'm hoping it's just that a family member secretly borrowed your brush while visiting or something like that.
AngelusLeonhart 3
Ginger... Don't be trying to cover with this "Strawberry blonde" nonsense. Hope you're still alive OP!
gracehi 33
This sounds like one of those one paragraph horror stories you see floating around on social media in October.
Bliepje 22
I have highly blond hair but there are definitely black hairs in between! probably just your own hairs
stressedartist 14
THAT IS WHEN YOU RUN