Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
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tayyymeds 16
I want a follow up just to make sure OP is alive...
StiffPvtParts 43
This sort of thing happens more often than you'd think, and take it from someone who knows, there's little more terrifying than waking up in the middle of the night and hearing someone breathing heavily next to your bed. I was just a little kid when this happened to me, so I just tried to stay still and pretended to be asleep. Though, this wasn't an isolated incident... Before this happened, I would often hear footsteps and the creeks of doors opening and closing during the night. We also noticed that certain items would move places and sweets often went missing; I suspected my brother was the culprit, but he always denied it and blamed me instead... He called me a greedy ****. Anyways, it turned out someone small (probably a child) was living in the tight crawl spaces between the walls of the old, early 19th century house that we were renting out. We only stayed there for 2 months before moving the hell out. TL;DR: RUN, OP! RUN FAR AND NEVER LOOK BACK! D:
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Comments (41)
dougschoonmaker 20
Yeah put cameras around your house
dr_unhappy 4
OP please post something .. Wanna kno what happens next..
BioShock13 4
I want a follow up..
mrandmrsanon 7
Yeah I'd save those hairs. I don't know how you would because if you put it in a plastic bag moisture can damage DNA.
11goodtimes11 3
add uncooked rice, maybe?? i'm with you. and i'd mail some of that 'evidence' to a friend or myself.
GhostFox 34
Either get a camera and set it up, if you have the money, or keep an eye out for other weird things- clothes that aren't yours, missing food, lights being in a different state than you left them, moved furniture, etc. You could also maybe hire an inspector or someone in a similar field to come check the house for removable panels and such- but using a camera would be cheaper. In the meantime, sleep with a weapon nearby. A sheathed knife under the pillow would work.
thekillercom 2
call the cops
vampire9545 5
...ive heard this creepypasta before
CYOA4Life 22
Maybe a neighbor is pretending to be you or a creepy stalker. Would really like a follow up story though.
mrBearBear 11
Do you not have friends? My friends use my things all the time when they come over.
Dean__Winchester 16
Real talk though? Check under your bed and crap. There was this one story of this homeless person living in a woman's house unbeknownst to her for months. I'm not joking