Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
I don't even care that she set that up. You're an asshole and deserved that when you told her you were single.
smoochmysnoot 6
You’re a garbage spouse. YDI
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Comments (15)
MidnaLink 35
I don't even care that she set that up. You're an asshole and deserved that when you told her you were single.
UnbrokenRose 13
Why would anyone care that she set it up anyway? If you don't want to get caught being a disgusting piece of sh*t cheater, then don't be a disgusting piece of sh*t cheater. It's not that f*cking difficult.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I'd care if he hadn't fallen for it. That speaks to serious trust issues and he should leave her. But given that he was so willing to cheat with a random woman who added him, it sounds like the lack of trust was perfectly valid.
smoochmysnoot 6
You’re a garbage spouse. YDI
Andrea Marie McNeil 12
you should wear a condom. if you wanna act like a dick, you may as well dress like one
H_1775845996 7
you really trying to get some sympathy for being a cheater ?
Hangryko 32
You're a pathetic enemy of women. YDI
poopface82 25
Not sure which is worse, the cheating or the stupidity.
FluffythePink 23
To quote Nelson: HA HA!
angus 17
How dumb can you be? You deserve what’s coming your way dude.
maverick83 15
I'd say F your wife's life, but sounds like she's got it pretty well under control and all set to take out the trash.
Nazmazh 18
Now, maybe you and I lead very different lives - But a hot girl randomly adding you on social media and asking you out? How did that not absolutely scream *SCAMBOT* of some sort (or even just actual human scammer) to you? Like, that's the most basic route scammers use to try and steal money from idiots. Nevermind the whole "down to cheat on your wife within literal seconds of meeting a girl on social media"-thing (Which, for the record, *is* phenomenally rude as hell to your wife - Like, why even bother being married in the first place at that point?), but you were too dumb to even do a cursory investigation into the person that came out of nowhere to chat you up? Like, no red flags raised at all? None whatsoever? Luckily for your soon-to-be-ex-wife, you apparently have no self-preservation instincts whatsoever. For both your unfathomable idiocy and absolute scumbag behaviour, YDI, big time.