Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
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Comments (137)
mandalaine05 0
Lol...thats great!
madam_mayham 0
Parental sex stories really suck huh? My mom tries to tell people about her sex life and most of the time I'm around and Im all like "God mom, I really didn't need to know." lol...
mandalaine05 0
Lol..that's great!
redbluegreen 41
It happens, hahaha. My parents, I've found out, are members too. It would be really awful if you either A) walked in/heard it, or B) they got into trouble/were caught. You need to understand that parents have sex, and sometimes they experiment. It's something almost all couples do. Dang, even I would do it on an airplane. Who wouldn't? (;
FreshSalad 1
People that don't have penises or vaginas.
stephanieeDawnx 0
People afraid of airplanes.
Juno_fml 0
#3 I agree! Parents gotta get some lovin' too 8D They deserve it just as much!
conor1423 0
thats disgusting, and i hope you didnt find out because u heard them...
singer4life666 0
How do you think you got here?!Don't knock it 'till you try it ;] haha.
wow05 0
haha well i suppose its not as bad as it could be like redbluegreen said, n also u shuld be proud (in a weird way) that their keeping their love alive! =]
CableX17 0
they're. Just sayin:P
Jess_17 0
I gagged when I read this. Wow I am so sorry.
sadistmonkey 19
You "found out", which means you didn't directly witness it and since you didn't directly witness it, why should you care? YDI for caring.