Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
Coolbreezer 0
lol should have known better dude. guess this is your first
super_awesomesau 4
I like chicken wings :p
mamaxony 0
THATS AWESOME!!! duh get a clue
lmaoloveu 0
dude, pregnant women crave things. makes sense, but I guess it can suck.
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Well, chicken wings are better than flowers.
schalk 12
get in the kitchen and make her a sandwich bitch
hero3460 3
she is pregnant
pinkredneck30 2
I'm sure she's grateful , but hungry too. next time a simple rose and a pint of ice cream with a pickle would be better! I had 3 kids, worked for me....lol best of luck!
GiantEvilCookie 6
I feel bad for you but I also agree with your wife.
TheHolyLama 0
Haha pregnant=hungry:)