Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
chulamami916 6
I was the same way, its the hormones dont get to down about it, later she will appreciate it when shes not so hungry.. Lol.
firefly_102 0
I agree with 2. Pregnant women usually have mood swings and cravings. Come on man. you should know this by now.
Lemun 1
Aww :(
firekid941 0
man she must be black
Skinnyfatty 1
Chicken wings over flowers? Sucks for you. Sounds like you're married to a fatty - even if she wasn't preggers.
silverstar210 0
lol
EmilyFelton98 0
always buy the chicken wings...
carmilla15 0
dude she's pregnant. Pregnant chicks will always take food over flowers. So next time, get the wings.
tgreer93 0
lol
wdfcrystal 6
Moodswings and cravings, OP. Don't take it personally.