Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
oldnavysnake 0
hahaha i love this FML(:
sleepyN 0
why didn't you?
Trooth 13
well, that's what you get for not giving her chicken wings lol
brooooks 0
LOL well what is she suppose to do, eat the flowers? come'on boy! :p
beercanman 3
pregnant = insane
shutupYDI 4
so why didnt u?
alyssa1695 4
the best gift you can give a pregnant woman is food
kcouture14 2
crap man, that really sucks! fyl! (f your life)
tea4moi 2
well no shit... she is pregnant after all. just don't take it too personally, and bring chicken wings next time.
iknow_Ironic 0
hormones FTW