Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
bbonander 0
lol that's pregnancy for ya
EnterChoose 1
Hormones...
beckham_732 3
that sucks BUT when ur pregnant u just crave stuff so... expect it.
sammy_kayy 0
give her a break, shes pregnant
angryoriental 0
she'll be a 440 shorty in no time... just keep feedin the beast!
xdust 4
your wife is awesome!
Iriz 0
lmao yea the hormons r crazy when a girl is prego.... I'm sure she loved the flowers but I'm guessin she was cravin chikn wings lol
mikeypop3 0
omg my gf thinks the same way lol
mikeypop3 0
you should of told her to make you a sandwhich lol
ohmandapants 17
you brought a pregnant woman something that she couldn't eat? well. YDI.