Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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QueenQuay77 10
I agree wit her cuz I wud love chicken wings instead of flowers. u can't eat flowers and all they do is die, so who needs them.
daffyyj 4
Maybe she's not pregnant, just fat.
xxjennafurrxx 0
It's a nice gesture, but I would have responded the same way xD
at0micmin3r 23
Aww buddy. She's pregos, so you know she's going to rocket off like that. FYL, but try not to let her get to you. My mom got craving for Bean Burritos and ice cream. No, Bean Burritos... WITH... Ice cream.. x__x
ellysaurus 0
Definitely siding with your wife on this. She's pregnant. Pregnant women want food or clothes that fit. No roses lol. Next time bring her food with her roses and shell love you.
blackstonechery 4
just like a woman to not be satisfied with anything
linarahmany 6
well she all prego and shit cut her some slack
dianadoll 23
you can't blame her....
torresaaron24 0
Shes pregnant what do you expect?
writergirl23 19
Lol I bet someone had a chicken craving