Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.
Remegy 3
God forbid having phones in pockets
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Comments (172)
Starfire22 5
*gives ajjas a stare* but she's not human!! bahahahaha! fool! he thinks Mercy is human! little does he know that my dear Mercy is mechanically challanged! :D
Ajjas013 6
Then she isn't a decent machine, robot, whatever the **** she is. *Gives stare of triumph* *Goes to get some PopTarts*
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(suddenly appears in a puff of smoke but without any pants) Um... hi?
Ajjas013 6
*Offers PopTarts* You look sexy... No pants?Is that your idea of foreplay?
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for spending far too much on an average phone, and for calling it your "iPhone", as if it is some kind of special entity. It's not.
vampyre_girly 0
it's not an average phone. it's an iPod touch and a phone. so you can stfu and go sit in a corner
hobobuster 0
I believe you haven't had the years under your belt to understand what sarcasm is. Please reread randomaccountnam's comment as if he's saying it in a joking matter, to prove that the iPhone really isn't worth the amount of money one spends on it.
Byrdd 0
first off all the Iphone is not predominatly a phone. its a pc with a phone built in. thats what makes the price so steep not to mention its a crapple product. anyway they arent even expensive anymore unless u are a loser who doesnt pay ur bill thus ruining ur credit. ive owned 12 different models
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(stares at the pop-tart for a second before throwing it towards Starfire22's head) I SAID I WANTED MY EGGS OVEREASY THIS MORNING!!
Ajjas013 6
Idk how to cook eggs... But I'll try. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Or fertilized?
Starfire22 5
*dodges poptart* Im telling on you!!
CallMeHush 1
(raises a heavy eyebrow in BSR's direction) Morning, they were over easy hours ago, you can have these or the whole rubber chicken.
Ajjas013 6
@Starfire: ...Nah too easy. @CMH: *Gives the death stare and types angry smileys violently for killing my joke*